"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate" ~Sandra Dykes

Bursts of orange color flashed in the window as Hunter and Dani... were together. Within a few minutes a thick smoke filled the damp Oregon air.

"What the hell is going on?" Dani wondered. She stopped to look out the apartment window. What she saw was a building on fire, with flames hungrily engulfing the rest of the neighboring complex. She unlocked the window and soon screams of children came pouring in.

"Hunter, we have to do something! There's no firemen! We need to help; call the police!"

"Hold on babe, I gotta take a dump."

"What?!"

"I gotta poo. Maybe later."

"Ya know, I'm sick of all your shit. It seems like the only way to get rid of all your crap is to lock you in the bathroom. You're bowel movements aren't the only thing that need to go. I'm outta here."

"Are you breaking up with me?"

"Consider yourself dumped."

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Break-ups are sad, but Andy didn't seem particularly bothered when she heard the news. In fact, Hunter didn't seem as devasted as most after a long relationship. He ended up texting the whole night away with Andy. Hmmm... no comment.

Oh by the way, its human nature for people to develop feelings for other people. On that note, Erika has officially moved on to Burt. And Jay likes Andy. Dang. Okay, well you didn't hear it from me! ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Haylino signing in

I guess it's true that manatees are da bomb!! Hayley kissed a manatee, and it turned into a prince, and they lived happily ever after in their billion dollar masion off the coast of Florida. Cha-Ching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <3

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Then later, Amanda ate a bad fig, that put her under a spell. Only her worst enemy's kiss could wake her. So Austin bullied Voldemort into kissing amanda. Amanda woke up and promptly vomited those nasty voldemort cooties up. Then Voldemort killed Austin and Amanda. But it's ok, because Hayley killed Voldemort and used the Ressurrection Stone and her new manatee powers to revive Amanda. Sorry Austin. :(

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Later that very same day, Arlene was walking down the street with Sophia and Stefani, when this massive

THEN. ARLENE ATE POOP. I'M YOUR BOOGYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH STALKEREEEE!!!!!!!!

Love, Hayley

P.S PEACE OUT PEEPS