"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin

Have you never seen the movies? When a guy and a girl get together to study, they rarely study. At least, that was the case for Devon and Keala... You may be asking, doesn't Devon have a girlfriend? Yes. Yes he does. And it didn't begin as a romantic encounter...

Keala sat, brows forrowed, staring at the coffee table. Sheets of paper were spread across the room with letters and symbols and numbers intermixed.

"What the hell is this extra 9y squared?? Agh! Just sell it! Go away!"

"Did you consider the prime factor has three terms?"
"Yes. I don't know. The nine y just ruins the whole thing!"

Juicy. Summer calculus homework. To tell the truth, nothing romantic happened then. It was as the two were sitting on the porch after hours of head-numbing calculations that Dev leaned in and kissed Keala. Woah! He said good bye and walked home, waving of course. And she sat there, cheeks magenta, and smiled. Ahhh, young love. Well, you know, except for poor Lorettia. Word on the street? She was dumped.

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It's true- Lorettia and Dev are offically through. Lorettia's reaction? She's pissed. Really steaming mad. As the story goes, Lorettia visited a nearby bar. Witnesses say tears were streaming down her face and she was wearing sweat pants and a ripped UofO tee. Perched atoop a barstool she ordered a Cosmo. As it happens, she didn't have one sip of her drink. Something had caught her eye. That something was tall, lean, and attractive with light brown hair and a winning smile. As fate would have it, this mystery man plopped down right next to Lorettia.

"And who might you be?" Lorettia questioned, batting her eyelids.

"I'm Berke. Pleased to meet you.."

"Lorettia."

"Lorettia. What a pretty name. It's unique."

"Are you hitting me?"

"Um, no, my apologizies. See I'm blindly in love for a girl who doesn't love me."

"Oh. Yeah, that's pretty much the story of my life. Except not, you know, with a girl. Not that I don't, uh, support that but I just meant-"

"It's cool. I get it."

"He just dumped me. For some chick named Keala. Jesus Christ."

"Superstar. Haha. Wait, did you say Keala?"

"Yeah. my boyfriend Dev just left for some younger indian friend of his! Keala!"

"She's the..."

"OMG you can't be serious. You're in love with that Keala?!" Berke nodded.

"Man. You must be hurting too. Want to head over to my place? Grab a real drink?"

"Yeah... Yeah, sure, I'd love to."

You get the idea XD

And so a realationship was born out of revenge and jelousy. Will both of the new love birds find what they're looking for? Or is someone bound to get their heart trampled on? Only time will tell.